Crystal the Monkey Is Absurdly Rich

(l-r) Justin Kirk as George Coleman, Crystal the Monkey as Dr. Rizzo, Joanna Garcia Swisher as Dorothy Crane

TV Guide breaks down television’s top earners for this season, and the list is pretty much as expected: Judge Judy makes a boatload ($45 million per year), as do Mariah Carey ($17 million per year), Ashton Kutcher ($700,000 per episode), and Mark Harmon ($500,000 per episode). The only real shock comes from learning that Crystal, the monkey on NBC’s upcoming ugliness Animal Practice, makes $12,000 per episode. If Practice goes a full season, Crystal will have earned $264,000. Whelp, time to quit our regular jobs and go learn how to be monkey-wranglers.

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TV Guide Crystal the Monkey Is Absurdly Rich

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